Marital Problems

We have actual arguments in our house about which species of animal gets which leftover/overripe/manky foods.

These arguments mostly stem around which species would be most amusing to watch them eat...balanced by who really "needs" some old watermelon/old bread/giant zucchini (and a "need" isn't necessarily a nutrition need but most often a "they are sad/hot/pregnant and need a "pick me up")

The ducks were the winners of today's watermelon argument...I think they were worthy of the honor.