No Cody, Just No

I should also note that the STALLION in my barn has yet to call to the mares outside even once, but Cody (the 30-something-year-old TWH gelding staying inside to keep him company this weekend) calls out to them at least every ten minutes or so and then stands at attention like this, desperately awaiting their answer. 

Nobody calls him back.

He is that sad dude spending his Saturday night by the phone hoping someone will call him up.

Give it up man, nobody is calling you back...like ever.