BREAKING NEWS: Donkey Boobs
BREAKING NEWS: Important Donkey Nipple Development Taking Place NOW.
You're hearing it first here folks-The nipples on each of the donkeys have significantly enlarged since last check 48 hours ago. Tori is definitely larger than Raven, but both have become slightly swollen.
I don't think I'm imagining it because you CANNOT even begin to understand how many times I felt up donkey boobs in the last few months (sad, yes I know). Those nipples are BIGGER.
We're not truly bagging up yet, but a definite change. Perhaps we will see wee baby donkeys sometime this summer.
Stay tuned for breaking donkey boob coverage.
You're hearing it first here folks-The nipples on each of the donkeys have significantly enlarged since last check 48 hours ago. Tori is definitely larger than Raven, but both have become slightly swollen.
I don't think I'm imagining it because you CANNOT even begin to understand how many times I felt up donkey boobs in the last few months (sad, yes I know). Those nipples are BIGGER.
We're not truly bagging up yet, but a definite change. Perhaps we will see wee baby donkeys sometime this summer.
Stay tuned for breaking donkey boob coverage.
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